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{{quote|There's not a man in America who at one time or another hasn't had a secret desire to boot a child in the ass.|W. C. Fields}}

[[Star Trek: Freedom]] Player. I'm a teenager who spells horribly and can't tell the difference between ''as'' and ''has''. Thats my clam to fame in ST: Freedom, aside from being a wiki addict. Oh yeah, I'm also the king of Lieutenant (Junior Grade) characters.

=== Brief Overview ===

I'm only 16 years old, which explains my immaturatity (see funny images and quotes below). It seems at my birthday they raise the minium age for the game. Hopefully I won't get kicked out. ;)

=== My Characters ===

Lieutenant [[Khran]] - Chief Tactical/Security Chief - [[USS Dennsion]]

Lieutenant (JG) [[Brian Rogers]] - Chief Counselor - [[USS Boudicca]]

Lieutenant (JG) [[Paco Mendez]] - Assistant Chief Engineering Officer - [[USS Nimitz]]

Lieutenant (JG) [[Burt Stover]] - Instructor - [[Starfleet Academy]]

Petty Officer {2nd} [[Jason Miller]] - Engineer - [[USS Boudicca]]

=== Goals ===

My goal is to have at least one SPC on every ship, but not for the sake of having an SPC, because I really like posting. I go through high-low phases in posting. High is where I post a lot and go crazy and get like 10 posts in one night. Low is where it could be a week when I only post once, and even then it is a sad, tiny little cut-and-paste post.

My other goal is to one day join the ranks of a command staff some where. I was Acting Third Officer for a while on Geneva, and I got to command Geneva for a while our [[User:Jeff B|fearless acting CO]] was away. I really liked it. Also, when I was playing a [[First Officer]] on the [[USS Raven]] submission, I really enjoyed that too. I'm also a trained compile artist, '''''The Compile Centicore'''''.

''See my [[User:KevinSchram\To Do List|To Do List]] for other goals.''

=== Sandbox ===

See my [[User:KevinSchram\Sandbox|Sandbox]] to see what I am tinkering with for the STF Wiki.

=== Epigraphs and Latin ===

I'm also a big fan of Epigraphs. A Epigraph is ''a quotation that is placed at the start of a work or section that expresses in some succinct way an aspect or theme of what is to follow. (see above)'' I really like them for some reason, who knows why. I think its a classy touch. I also like when people say "Et tu (insert name)?" I'm not a Shakespeare fan, but hey, its a nice little reference. I can't wait until my STF character is betrayed so I can use it.

=== Don't kidnap me ===

Kevin Schram is my real name, by the way... a bully in school googled my name and it came to the STF site after a few other Kevins. Anyway, what a jerk. He made fun of me, but hey, being a nerd is going to be cool again in a few years. ;)

=== How to Reach Me ===

E-mail: [mailto:xboxguy15@sbcglobal.net]

AIM: CaptainKenobi15

MSN: CaptainKenobi15@hotmail.com

YIM: CaptainKenobi15@sbcglobal.net

STF Message Board: brian_rogers

I'm also seen lurking around the STF Chatroom as KevinSchram.

''If it is dire, e-mail me. If you want to chat, AIM. I almost never use MSN or YIM.''

'''''Sandbox is at the top now.'''''

=== Funny Images ===

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=== Quotes ===

{{quote|Don't they teach you kids to swear in basic trainin' any more?|Sgt. Johnson, from Halo 2}}

{{quote|I'm not rude. I'm sarcastic. You just can't handle it.|RL Friend of Mine}}

{{quote|You need to learn the difference between '''as''' and '''has''', Mr. Schram|My 9th Grade English Teacher}} ''She must be talking to my dad... he's the only "Mr. Schram" I know ;)''

{{quote|Just a drop of water in an endless sea|Dust in the Wind, by Kansas}}

{{quote|A pint cannot hold a quart, if it's holding a pint it's doing the best it can.|Alan Reading}}

{{quote|Lake Superior, they said, never gives up her dead, when the gales of November come early.|The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald, by Gordon Lightfoot}}