User:KevinSchram

Player Infoboxes

This player has a character instructing at the Starfleet Academy!

This player has a character stationed aboard USS Boudicca!

This player has a character stationed aboard USS Nimitz!

"There's not a man in America who at one time or another hasn't had a secret desire to boot a child in the ass."

— W. C. Fields

Star Trek: Freedom Player. I'm a teenager who spells horribly and can't tell the difference between as and has. Thats my clam to fame in ST: Freedom, aside from being a wiki addict. Oh yeah, I'm also the king of Lieutenant (Junior Grade) characters.

Brief Overview

Hi. I play three junior lieutenants, Brian Rogers, Paco Mendez and Burt Stover. On top of that, I've got Petty Officer Jason Miller. Also, Anthony appointed me the "wiki expert", even though this isn't true. I now play 3 engineering characters (Stover has an engineering background).

My goal is to have at least one SPC on every ship, but not for the sake of having an SPC, because I really like posting. I go through high-low phases in posting. High is where I post a lot and go crazy and get like 10 posts in one night. Low is where it could be a week when I only post once, and even then it is a sad, tiny little cut-and-paste post.

My other goal is to one day join the ranks of a command staff some where. I was Acting Third Officer for a while on Geneva, and I got to command Geneva for a while our fearless acting CO was away. I really liked it. Also, when I was playing a First Officer on the USS Raven submission, I really enjoyed that too. I'm also a trained compile artist, The Compile Centicore.

Also, I'm only 16 years old, which explains my immaturatity (see funny images and quotes below). It seems at my birthday they raise the minium age for the game. Hopefully I won't get kicked out. ;)

See my Sandbox to see what I am tinkering with for the STF Wiki. I'm also a big fan of Epigraphs. A Epigraph is a quotation that is placed at the start of a work or section that expresses in some succinct way an aspect or theme of what is to follow. (see above) I really like them for some reason, who knows why. I think its a classy touch. I also like when people say "Et tu (insert name)?" I'm not a Shakespeare fan, but hey, its a nice little reference. I can't wait until my STF character is betrayed so I can use it.

Kevin Schram is my real name, by the way... a bully in school googled my name and it came to the STF site after a few other Kevins. Anyway, what a jerk. He made fun of me, but hey, being a nerd is going to be cool again in a few years. ;)

How to Reach Me

E-mail: [1]

AIM: CaptainKenobi15

MSN: CaptainKenobi15@hotmail.com

YIM: CaptainKenobi15@sbcglobal.net

STF Message Board: brian_rogers

I'm also seen lurking around the STF Chatroom as KevinSchram.

If it is dire, e-mail me. If you want to chat, AIM. I almost never use MSN or YIM.

Sandbox is at the top now.

Funny Images

Quotes

"Don't they teach you kids to swear in basic trainin' any more?"

— Sgt. Johnson, from Halo 2

"I'm not rude. I'm sarcastic. You just can't handle it."

— RL Friend of Mine

"You need to learn the difference between as and has, Mr. Schram"

— My 9th Grade English Teacher She must be talking to my dad... he's the only "Mr. Schram" I know ;)

"Just a drop of water in an endless sea"

— Dust in the Wind, by Kansas

"A pint cannot hold a quart, if it's holding a pint it's doing the best it can."

— Alan Reading This single line stopped me from leaving STF, but thats a long story. Maybe if I'm not lazy I'll add it here sometime.

"Lake Superior, they said, never gives up her dead, when the gales of November come early."

— The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald, by Gordon Lightfoot

"Aids may taste like a candy, but is a powerful weight suppressant!"

— {{{2}}}